Monday, November 30, 2009

A new diet fad



This post may infuriate most but i'm hoping that it may inspire a few also. So i have lost all the weight that i gained during pregnancy...and then some. Granted, i only gained maybe the minimum amount but still people i have lost it all!!! I guess when your diet consists of mint m&m's and a little caffeine, the pounds just melt off! I suppose it could be that small growing person i gave birth to who gets all of his calories from me could have something to do with. Oh and i'm eating some normal food once in a while too.
I have a devised a weight loss formula for you:
M&M's + coffee + carrying small child around because they won't sleep in their bassinet + milking - lounging around doing nothing + forgetting when the last time you ate = every man's dream - the fact that you just HAD A BABY = that image staying in his dreams.
Let me know how it works out! It will be sweeping the nation soon i'm sure. You can thank me later.

Thursday, November 19, 2009

Four weeks


I thought that i should update you on motherhood thus far.....

.....have not slept for longer than 3 hours at a time

.....more laundry has been done in the last month than at any other point in my life..ever

...a life sustaining substance is continually either being sucked from me, drip drip dripping all over my newly washed shirt and pants or spraying across the room and hitting the dog in the ear

....pee has sprayed from a small boy's parts from the changing table across the room and in my shoe, a good 5 feet away

....i bought a flip cam (hooray!) to document my son's critical life moments or just me being ridiculous on a day to day basis (what else?!)

...i am now well aware of all the latest gossip and Hollywood happenings (thank you Wendy Williams!)

....i wouldn't trade my life right now for anything...wait did someone say seaside pool?? Done!

no no...just kidding..maybe..

Saturday, November 7, 2009

Getting aquainted with the natives



The pug seems interested....the baby...not so much. Eventually i'm sure he'll start to wonder who that strange furry creature with the curly tail and funny flat face is doing in his house.
This week we had lovely visits from both sides of the family...i'm especially sad that everyone lives so far away.
I was happy though, to find this!

Tuesday, October 27, 2009

first week


"So let it out and let it in, hey jude, begin"
-the beatles

The fun has just begun!

Monday, October 26, 2009

Hey Jude!


He's here, he's here!! Just a bit early but still eagerly welcomed on our end.
5 lbs 14oz 19.5 inches
We're just so happy he is here and healthy.
We know he'll always be able to take a sad song and make it better......
Welcome Jude!

Wednesday, October 7, 2009

34 34 34!!



So i have had not much in terms of creative inspiration lately. I think it's the nearing the end blahs....just waiting for that last nesting surge to kick in. Then i can run around like a crazy person with crazy ideas that will never actually make it out of my head, well maybe out of my mouth but people are used to my ideas flying out left and right, sounding awesome and then.....nothing. Someday, i tell you, these ideas will come to be something! I should really at least try to write a few of these unbelievably great ideas down. I'll put that on my goal list...haha maybe i should start a list of those also. Actually i feel lists are overrated so maybe not.

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Rain on my boots


These are the boots that i will be needing from now on if it keeps raining like it did today. The rain really removes all motivation and makes me want to curl up with a large mug of hot chocolate. So that is exactly what i did on this dreary blustry first day of October.