Monday, August 3, 2009

An exit strategy

In the past couple weeks reality has really started to set in. 14 weeks to go (hopefully less) and this karate kid is going to need an exit strategy. So i have begun to look at my options:
1) Painfully squeeze large head through hole that still does not seem anywhere near big enough to accommodate such a large creature.
2)Be drugged and then sliced open...enough said.
3)Wake up one day and child spontaneously appears

So in reviewing my options, number 3 seems like the obvious choice..unfortunately i have not come across this possibility in any birthing book.
I'll just have to go with the flow and see how everything unfolds.

1 comment:

  1. Hmmm...yup, I am going to go with option three as well. Is there an option four that involves not having to do the whole 9 month thing? Wait, adoption! Ahhh--too late for you, but I think I just found my solution.