My Sleeping, Eating and Drinking habits have become something of a different kind in the past few months due to a soon to be strapping young man taking up residence in my uterus. Yes, i'm growing a penis as we speak, inside...not out, just wanted to be clear on that one.
So I am no longer partaking in delicious hoppy beverages brewed in foreign countries, eating raw animal flesh or sleeping like a porpoise (for those of you who don't know, that means sleeping on your stomach). All in all my life has taken a dramatic turn in to the unfamiliar now that i am seemingly more concerned for the life inside of me, haha as opposed to my own?? Funny how that works....is that what they call the "motherly instinct", or the dreaded nesting?? If it is, it's staring me straight in the face making me do crazy things i have never before believed i would want to do, such as dust the shelves...CRAZY! I still feel dusting is rather frivolous, you wipe the cloth across and the dust just gets transferred somewhere else, YEA more CLEANING, and a waste of time. I just can't imagine what other nonsense this 21 week old being is going to be having me doing in the coming weeks, scrubbing the floors perhaps, eek, please god no, not that! Stay tuned and we shall see.....
haha! i did not think about it like that, you ARE growing a penis inside you! eeewwwww!
ReplyDeletei am dreading pregnancy solely due to the fact that i will no longer be able to sleep on my stomach!! aaaaah, how can you handle that!?! good thing it will be a WHILE before i have to deal with that!