Perfect laziness inducer

Not that i need an excuse to be lazy but where was this last summer when i needed it most?? Seriously, this company has awesome products. I will also be needing to buy this, oh and perhaps this. Now, how can i justify the purchase of any of these? Early birthday present? Half birthday present, no? Ok, maybe "i will be a better wife and mother if i am given the opportunity to lounge endlessly (in public, no less) on this luxurious and beautiful cushion!" If i lived by the ocean i might be more convincing, well then, time to brainstorm justifications for moving by the sea. Husband, if you are reading this, the lake would be a good consolation prize;) Although really, what's to stop me from setting up my own luxurious setting in the backyard?! Jude can entertain himself right..plenty of sharp objects to keep him occupied until mommy is fully rested.